Feeling slightly ill,

I turned to the internet,

Typed in my symptoms,

It’s serious I bet,

My diagnosis is grim,

As it turns out,

I have a brain tumour,

Listeria and Gout,

Possibly crohns disease,

Hypertension or Scabies,

Streptococcal infection,

Athlete’s foot and Rabies,

I’m feeling worse by the minute,

I have terminal paranoia,

I really should write a will,

And find a decent lawyer,

I only had a headache,

I hope I make it through the night,

Because according to the web,

Death is my plight.


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